⚠️ Trigger Warning & PSA This song is a work of dark, satirical fiction. It's meant to express emotion, not encourage action. If you're in a rough place, don’t take cues from a guy with a guitar and a grudge—reach out to real help. For immediate support in the U.S., call the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline at 988, or visit 988lifeline.org.

Life gets heavy. That’s why we scream into microphones instead of voids. Someone cares. Even if it’s just the janitor who has to mop up after your bad decisions. Don’t make them do that.